Hell hath no fury like a woman induced into labor.
âYou super sperm carrying mother fucker! Get your ass over here so I can rip your balls off!â
Belle was screaming every obscenity invented by man and few I was pretty sure she had come up with on her own. My beautiful, serene, glowing fiancée had been replaced by a woman who could make the toughest men stand across the room to protect their assets.
The nurse slowly side-stepped from the roomâs doorway over to me, keeping her wary gaze on the woman who was screeching like a banshee on the bed. âSir, should I call a priest in to perform an exorcism?â
I turned my head to consider the nervous nurseâs suggestion. Short of Belle turning her head three hundred sixty degrees and vomiting green shit, I had to admit she was sort of acting like a demonically possessed hellion.
Movement out of the corner of my eye caught my attention. I managed to grab the nurseâs shoulder, forcing her to duck down with me as the object flew over our heads, hit the wall with a bang, and then clattered to the floor.
Hesitantly, I looked over at the now still projectile to see what it was and shuddered. Belleâs bedpan. Sweet mother of God, the woman really was possessed.
âHey! Assholes! Stop gossiping like little girls and get over here and get this kid out of me!â Her eyes were blazing with pain and fury, her blonde hair was a messy halo around her head, and she didnât have a lick of make-up on. She looked like she had marched through war and back.
She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, though.
And temporarily fuck-nuts crazy, too.
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